A Black Tie Affair

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He really thought that V6 was going to keep up with my 5.7 hemi V8…act like you haven’t seen the end of Joe Dirt

He really thought that V6 was going to keep up with my 5.7 hemi V8…act like you haven’t seen the end of Joe Dirt

@melissajunk had this waiting for me when I got out if the shower. A nerdy Easter basket. Nice.

@melissajunk had this waiting for me when I got out if the shower. A nerdy Easter basket. Nice.

My daily #sock picture #pineapples #grey #blue #dailysocks

My daily #sock picture #pineapples #grey #blue #dailysocks

I made a point to get most of the store in this picture so everyone could accurately see Kurt Cobain’s legacy as a shill for upscale corporate American consumership. I’d bet he’d be super happy about it.

I made a point to get most of the store in this picture so everyone could accurately see Kurt Cobain’s legacy as a shill for upscale corporate American consumership. I’d bet he’d be super happy about it.

Today’s sock’s. #pink #polkadots

Today’s sock’s. #pink #polkadots

My #WCW every week, standing in front of a war memorial from our #Mothman trip.

My #WCW every week, standing in front of a war memorial from our #Mothman trip.

Lil Wayne’s absolute refusal to turn down extended to his prescription bottle as well. He just wouldn’t be taking his medication this month.

Lil Wayne’s absolute refusal to turn down extended to his prescription bottle as well. He just wouldn’t be taking his medication this month.

His and Her’s blankies. She had me at “I still have my blankie and use it every night.” #ditto #blankies #Blankby (that’s my blankies Christian name)

His and Her’s blankies. She had me at “I still have my blankie and use it every night.” #ditto #blankies #Blankby (that’s my blankies Christian name)

"Mad" Anne Bailey; America’s first open lesbian. I don’t know if that’s true; but the outfit seems like a giveaway.

"Mad" Anne Bailey; America’s first open lesbian. I don’t know if that’s true; but the outfit seems like a giveaway.

Chief Cornstalk. Was his curse responsible for the #Mothman? It seems unlikely.

Chief Cornstalk. Was his curse responsible for the #Mothman? It seems unlikely.